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Maui Meowie is 100% all organic, pesticide free Catnip, naturally grown in island lava rock, hand planted, nurtured, grown and harvested with extreme care to provide your special pets with the finest over all organic Catnip available from the exotic islands of Hawaii.
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Aurora Purr-realis is a "special" kind of home-grown Catnip, grown on a small homestead in Peter's Creek Alaska, just outside of Denali National Park. Special (Moose), fertilizers, and the meticulus daily inspection of the farms 13 resident (pet) employees, make this the finest, pesticide free, all organic Catnip available from the Great North Land, Alaska!
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This legitimate brand of Catnip will make youse a Catnip deal that youse can't refuse. Officially investigated by a select panel, appointed by our own Sub-Committee, this brand of Catnip officially pleads the 5th, but what we can say (off the record) is that it is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!
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Only the finest Catnip is allowed to enter the Royal Temple of the Great Egyptian Cat God Bast. Carried in Alabaster jars and buried in the tombs of their pets to ensure a safe and happy journey in the after life. Our Catnip is 100% organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free in this life and in the next.
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For the Kitty who would seek more from their spiritual quest, a quiet, subtle, almost hidden from the world kind of Catnip that is guaranteed to take your spiritual feline to a higher level of playfulness and stress-free relaxation. Our Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!
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It is said that while awaiting for Meow-Anthony to arrive, Cleo-Catra would float down the Nile River to procure only the finest Catnip grown to offer in the Temple of the Cat God Bast. Our Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!
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Also known as the "Chosen Catnip", this faithful and dedicated brand of Catnip has endured centuries of organized eradication efforts, only to emerge and endure stronger than ever. This brand of Catnip, that stands out among the rest is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free! oy!!!
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Obedience by force will always need force to maintain it's obedience, but a single brave "meow" defies overwhelming force and commands respect and attention. This brand of Catnip is Democratically free to be 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!
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Abbondonza!!! We are pleased to introduce the final result of centuries of planting and harvesting that has created a hearty brand of an "old world" Catnip flavor, special care was taken to ensure that the quality of Catnip that your "Cato" receives is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free, Bueno!!!
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If the Commissar had Cats in his office, he probably would have given them this brand of Catnip to placate them. After 100 years of political change, we now offer the only Catnip that belongs to the people now (for you to give to your Kitty!). A special treat for the little "Meow-ski" in your life. Our Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free. Da!!!
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Inspired by Catnip that has been planted and harvested traditionally for centuries in the land of the cherry blossoms. We now offer a traditional oriental favorite for Cats everywhere through-out the far east and beyond! Our Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!
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A Cool Breeze is blowing thru town, a well known Chi-Town Feline Favorite made famous for it's relaxing effect on any City Kitty, a Purrr-fect way to enjoy the end of a breezy day that makes it so unique and special. Our Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!....
Note: Not Wind Proof!
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Seattle's Feline-ist is a unique brand of Catnip that is personally inspected, handpicked and individually processed to ensure only the "Feline-ist" quality of Catnip is prepared for your "City-Kitty" on the go! Our Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Caffeine and Pesticide Free!
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This brand of catnip was rumored to have started the cultural revolution that united all working class Cats across the Empire. A Catnip for the masses, meticulously inspected by the "State", this brand of Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Lead and Pesticide Free!
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The real mystery can now be revealed, the secret is finally out, our Government has been exchanging our Catnip for Alien technology! Why do you think it's called "Groomed" Lake? Our intergalactic Catnip is 100% all organically grown (here on Earth) and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!
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The only Catnip rumored to have been planted on the Grassy Knoll by the "Lone Kitten" at that particular time and place for what ever unknown reason and purpose. The controversy is still on-going even to this day! This conspiratorial Brand of Catnip is 100% all organically grown and investigated by the "Warrent Commission" to be Pesticide Free!
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Seldom seen, this Brand of Catnip is as elusive as the name suggests, rumored to have been first spotted in the Pacific N.W., a small amount daily will leave a "large impression" on your little wooly kitty for hours to come. This Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be hairball and Pesticide Free!!!
Note: Available only when in season!
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The Fab Feline Four has finally found something that they all can agree on, rumored to be the inspiration to "Catnip Fields Forever". This nostalgic brand of Catnip, that is the no.#1 choice of "conceptual artists" everywhere, is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be mellow and Pesticide Free!
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Whether they're protecting us from menacing mice or saving us from being over-run from dangerous draperies, we must remember that ALL kittens are "innocent" until proven guilty! Our Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to have legal representation to be Pesticide Free!!!
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First discovered in 1976, this "Off World" brand of Catnip has asked more questions than it has answered, is it a (cat) face or isn't it? Our extra-terrestrial Brand of Catnip is 100% all organically grown (here on Earth) and guaranteed to be unquestionably Pesticide Free!!!
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A Mellow, Karmic type of Catnip that's a perfect companion to aide your kitty's next relaxation session, soft, attractive and guaranteed to keep your "Mellow Kitty" meowing playfully and stress free! This brand of Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free ...... Peace out man!!!
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"O' Britannia! An old world favorite, revered for centuries, this kind of Catnip has endured and survives to be and still is the best Catnip with the "Old World" flavor that we have to offer! We insist that this brand of Catnip be 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!"
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"Originating back in the 1960's, this brand of Catnip was said to have started the Catnip craze! Our Catnip is inspected daily, hand picked, dried and shipped to personally ensure only the finest quality of Catnip for the "Kalico Kitty" in your commune! Our Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be co-op and Pesticide Free!"
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"Demanded by walk-about kitty's everywhere, this brand of Catnip is chosen by Cats overwhelmingly over traditionally preferred wombats. Just the thing to reward the "little 'ouse creeper" on your pest free homestead down under. Our Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!"
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"A Persian Feline Favorite, a Faithful and Dedicated brand of Catnip that has a fine, subtle, Middle Eastern preference, appreciated by all Cats everywhere and not just in Persia! This respectful brand of Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!"
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"All fundamental Cats across the nation everywhere have joined paws and bowed their heads in prayer over this sanctimonious Brand of Catnip, known to have led many Cats back to the path of Purrr-fect righteousness. Our Blessed Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!"
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"Wild, Free and Independent like the State that inspired it, grown Deep in the Heart of Catnip Country, "Remember the Catnip", is our battle cry. This rowdy and un-tamed Brand of Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free ....ya'll!"
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This Aurora Purr-realis is an improved kind of home-grown Catnip, grown in Wasilla, Alaska in an indoor environment under special "Northern Lights". This Brand of Catnip is judged as one of the finest, pesticide free, all organic Catnip ever grown in the Great North Land State of Alaska!
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"Legend has it that each morning, Meow-Tuzuma could be found praying to the Sun God, "Catty-Quatle", asking for a guaranteed bountiful harvest of Catnip that will ensure the continued growth of the "Cat-Tec Empire". Our sacred Brand of Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be Pesticide Free!"
Note: No Cats were sacrificed in the creation of this Catnip!
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"The desire to be will always be followed by the desire to be free. A Special Brand Of Catnip that is Proud and Honored to be created in support of the oppressed inhabitants of this peaceful, pacifist occupied country, and we will always stand against intolerance and oppression at ANYTIME and ANYWHERE! This Supportive Brand of Catnip, it is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to live free and be pesticide free!." For a FREE TIBET!!!..........please!
NOTE: ALL Proceeds from this Brand of Catnip will be donated to the "Free Tibet" Foundation
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"The only Brand of Catnip that openly says, "Thinking of You". A soft, pliable, lovable blend of the finest, freshest Catnip that we have to offer! A once a year treat for that special someone when you want to say "I love You"!!! This adorable Brand of Catnip is 100% all organically grown indoors (with love) and is guaranteed to "melt your heart" while continuing to always be faithful, loving and pesticide free!"
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"This unique Brand of Geriatric Catnip is specifically designed for the Senior Cats in your household that may suffer from a wide variety of Feline conditions, from "Purrr-dysfunction" to "Felinae Hypochondria" (a unique feline disorder to get your attention). Widely demanded, this Brand of Catnip is 100% all organically grown indoors and guaranteed to be pesticide free!"
NOTE: Positively NO side effects!!!
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"The toast of the town by the Hoy-Poloy of the "Upper Class Feline" families, this sophisticated Brand of Catnip is so elegant, so refined, so unique that we were very hesitant in deciding in releasing it to the general public. This Brand of Catnip is without a doubt appreciated to be 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be pesticide free! Cheers!!!"
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"This widely sought after Brand of Catnip is specially grown indoors under Halide Lamps lamps, specifically for the sick and ill feeling Cats in your household that may need a little assistance and pampering during their recuperation and relief from the stress and strain of their daily dillemas. Winner of the "Catnip-bis Cup" 5 years in a row, this therapeutically recommended Brand of Catnip is 100% all organically grown indoors and guaranteed to be very relaxing and pesticide free!"
NOTE: A VET'S NOTE NOT REQUIRED!
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"Inspired by a well known talk show that dares to investigate subjects that others dare not discuss and push the boundaries of the imagination by bringing Hope to the Hopeless, Hair to the Hairless and Cats to the Cat-less. Our "inspired" Brand of Catnip is 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be FCC and Pesticide Free!!"
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This specially designed Brand of Catnip was created so whose proceeds will go towards helping those cats and pets that may find themselves neglected or abandoned due to domestic violence or family crises situations. ALL proceeds from "Kitten Protection Program", will be donated to a special fund and/or organization designed to help assist in that purpose. We will assure you that the Catnip you will receive will be 100% all organically grown and guaranteed to be safe, protected and pesticide free!!! -- Please, STOP THE ABUSE!!!
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"Yar, Me Kittys! We are pleased to present to you with, "Kittens of The Caribbean", an active and free spirited Brand of Caribbean Island Catnip that is grown specifically for the overly playful and adventurous of Cats! Our special Caribbean Brand of Island Catnip is 100% all organically grown in the Bahamas and guaranteed to be pesticide free!!!.............AHOY!!!
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"Every neighborhood has one and everyone knows of of one! We do not claim to fully understand why some people collect Cats, what we do know is that they have been finally given the recognition and respect they deserve. We are now happy to offer to you "The Crazy Cat Lady" Model Action Figure. This model comes complete with: 1 Crazy Cat Lady in her bathrobe and 6 additional cats. Order one (two, three, or more!) now for the "Crazy Cat Lady" in your family!!!"
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"You can never have too many Cats, or can you? In this exciting new board
game, you attempt to collect more Cats than your fellow competitors as you
make your way around the board. Gain Cats by landing on spaces like "Save a
Cat Stuck in a Tree" and "Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound". But watch out
for spaces that take Cats away, like "Beware Of Dog" and "Kitten Distracted
by a Bit of Fluff". The one with the most cats wins!!! Fantastic Feline fun
for the whole family! Includes game board with spinner, four game pieces
with plastic stands, fifty tall plastic Cats and four "Wildcat" cards."
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"The Kit-Cat Klock was created in a small town on the west coast during the Great Depression, (1932) and while the people of our great nation were struggling to survive, the Kit-Cat Klock gave them a smile and entertained them with his rolling eyes and wagging tail. Knowing this, it is easy for us to understand how he can still bring comfort to many who remember those trying times and as he still continues to do so even to this day! We are now proud to be able to offer to you a chance to own your own piece of nostalgic memorabilia. Our Kit-Cat Klock comes in black but is also available in other colors. They make Great Gifts! Order One today!"
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"Kitty-Kut-Ups!"
Availiable Cat Bumperstickers
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contact us to custom make your own!
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